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Today on Breakfast with Bernard and Keith.

How talking about farting cheered everybody up and made the world a better place.

Today on the show we talked about farting and discovered a few things, firstly that farting is funny, even girls find it funny. But girls don't find it cute and it should never be used as a part of foreplay. Schools and teachers don't find it cute either, one texter told us how his uncle was suspended for 3 days for farting in class, and a teacher contacted us to say that she would discipline any student of hers that farted 'on purpose' (dunno how you'd tell). The best fart scene in a movie was deemed to be the one in Dumb and Dumber when Harry takes the laxative.

Join us tomorrow for more intelligent conversation.

Oh and don't forget to come see us in The Fiddlers Elbow, Carrickmacross, on Friday and Nixys in BBoro on Sunday night.

Laters dudes.

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It's quite simple all you have to do is go to i105107.ie/breakfast - download our Radio PDF's, print off and recreate the Bernard and Keith pose in whatever setting you see fit.
. . . and obviously you can go fully starkers like the lads!!!!

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Where else would you get it? Huh? Music, funny bit, music, funny bit…you know the drill.

Keith is the old lad of the show, age 35 married with 2 kids. From Kildare. Likes playing hurling and The Foreign Game. Likes wearing cardigans and keeping it real, coz he’s down with the kids.

Bernard is a standup comedian, not married but not available - so back off girls. He’s into not putting butter on stuff and wearing high vis underpants and also keeping it real for the kidz.

 

Breakfast with Bernard and Keith is the greatest breakfast show ever! Enjoy yerself!

 

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